Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

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The master of stupidity is master of the world and if you’re a smartass, you’re just a stupid person. The master of stupidity was known to be an old man and he was very proud of his knowledge and good looks. He used to say that only those who were as foolish as him believed in such nonsense as love. The smartass asked him which one to listen to; the master of beauty or the master of stupidity.

The master of beauty gave an answer but it wasn’t wise enough. The result was that the smartass became a slave and followed all the rules and regulations and commands and necessities and advice and advice and advice, until he became a slave himself.

Source: Master Of Stupidity

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